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McSweeneys Philip Marlowe Zumba Instructor

I have a piece up at McSweeney’s!

“I needed a drink. I needed life insurance. I needed a vacation. What I had were sweatbands, Reeboks, and a midriff-baring crop top. I put them on and went into the room.”

My funny piece about a private investigator/Zumba leader is up, and I couldn’t be happier. I mean, heck, I even got to share the home page with a writer I really admire: Jonathan Lethem. Take a look!

 

 

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Big News!

The Salem Statesman Journal has an article about, um, me. Give it a read!

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My brother sent me this photo, and I was like, “Wow, did that car run the light?” Then I took another look. Oh, hey, that’s me! (And if you’re near Portland, I’ll be presenting at Powell’s Books at 3pm.)