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BartI’m a longtime middle school teacher who’s written over 20 books. And some of them are even funny!

My new project is a funny adventure novel published by Disney Hyperion called The Drake EquationAmong my other titles is The Big Book of Boy Stuff, which was once Amazon’s bestselling children’s book, so yay.

I’m also delighted to say that my books have won the Oregon Book Award, the Newbery Award and the Pulitzer Prize in Literature. (Of course, being delighted to say something doesn’t make it true!)

Oh, and one more thing: I like turtles.

I am at Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, GoodReads, Reddit, and Instagram. Oh, and my blog is over at Unexpectedly Bart. Oh, and to contact me, or to get a signed book, look below!14705891_10153874105486087_1994799721479946149_n

If you’d like to contact me, just use the form below. Oh, and if you’re interested in getting a signed copy of any of my books, It’s easy to do! All you have to do is contact me. And to figure costs, just take the list price of the book and add $3.50 for shipping and packaging.