1. Take a selfie through a toilet paper roll.
2. Pretend you’re the Moon.
3. Provide others with glee as they picture you painstakingly taking a selfie through a toilet paper roll.
My brother sent me this photo, and I was like, “Wow, did that car run the light?” Then I took another look. Oh, hey, that’s me! (And if you’re near Portland, I’ll be presenting at Powell’s Books at 3pm.)