Home to Oregon’s<br>most “beloved” writer.*<br>Also? He likes turtles.</br>

Home to Oregon’s
most “beloved” writer.*
Also? He likes turtles.

Time Travel Inn 2

An all-new NEW adventure!

Astrid, Damien, and Trent are back in the story that Jeff Kinney (author of Diary of a Wimpy Kid) said contains “mind-blowing adventure and heart-stopping thrills!”

“The funniest Choose Your Own Adventure ever written.”
—Shannon Gilligan, publisher of CYOA (Chooseco)

Available at Indiebound, Powell’s Books, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Choose Your Own Adventure, or your local bookstore or library!

Click the image below to watch the video for TTI2!

Time Travel Inn

The classic that started it all!

Readers checked into the Time Travel Inn and they seemed to enjoy their stay. It’s averaging 4.8 stars on Amazon with more than 180 reader reviews!

“Delightfully funny adventure!”
—Tina Connolly, author of Something Wicked

“A hilarious romp of a read.”
—Dale Basye, author of Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go

“This fun-filled journey will delight kids of all ages.”
—Kate Ristau, author of Clockbreakers

Available at Indiebound, Powell’s Books, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Choose Your Own Adventure, or your local bookstore or library!

Bad Dad Jokes by Bart King

Bad Dad Jokes: That’s How Eye Roll

A hilarious guide to our most beloved and reviled art form! Bad Dad Jokes is packed with adorably awful jokes, and it’s illustrated by Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Jack Ohman.

Remember, ANYONE can make Dad jokes regardless of age or gender identification, so this is the perfect gift for that “special” someone.
Available now!

Watch my interview on AM Northwest!

What’s Up?

Hi! Bart King here. I write high-interest books for younger readers and immature adults. My new book is Time Travel Inn 2 from Choose Your Own Adventure. It continues the thrilling and hilarious quest of Astrid, a kid who’s moved to a new home and finds that it’s a portal for journeys across time, space, and cute little duck ponds.

“Mind-blowing adventure and heart-stopping thills!” —Jeff Kinney (author, Diary of a Wimpy Kid) on Time Travel Inn.

Disney-Hyperion published my funny novel, The Drake Equation. It’s a wacky adventure about Noah, a young birdwatcher who wants to save his school from danger — but ends up possibly destroying the world. More information on the book here!

“The Drake Equation has a lot going for it. There’s an immensely likable protagonist and his marvelous twin friends, a school life that feels true … and a mystery that really engages the reader. Bart King tosses a lot of balls in the air, keeping the twists fast and furious, but thankfully, while Noah is suitably overwhelmed, the reader isn’t.” —San Francisco Review of Books

I am on Threads, Facebook, GoodReads, Bluesky, Instagram, and reluctantly, Twitter.

* Legal Notice: No actual guarantee applies to the “Oregon’s most beloved writer” statement. (In fact, it’s likely that Bart’s not even the most popular author on his block.)

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    — The Oregonian

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    — Danielle Wood, Education.com

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    — Chicago Parent

  • “THE DRAKE EQUATION has a lot going for it. There’s an immensely likable protagonist and his marvelous twin friends, a school life that feels true, and a mystery that really engages the reader. King tosses a lot of balls in the air, keeping the twists fast and furious, but thankfully, while Noah is suitably overwhelmed, the reader isn’t.”

    — San Francisco Review of Books